1) i do not have a dog named buster.
2) i once had a step-father with the middle name baxter.
3) i gutted fish one summer on an alaskan fishing boat. 4) played a lot of cribbage that summer. and spades.
5) was probably the only woman on the boat not gettin' any, but i was blissfully engaged to a guy i thought wouldn't end up shouting at me or the children we had together.
6) i like vanilla
7) i love butter pecan and mint and MAPLE
8) it's a shorter list to name the ice creams i don't like
9) i was the first person to move a robot using my brain signals. god i miss that job.
10) i lived in hawaii for five years.
11) i killed a lot of cockroaches while i was there.
12) my lips are chapped
13) my fingers smell like keyboard (some readers may already know this)
14) i ran the cardiff half-marathon in october 2006
15) i ran 6 of the 10k in october 2007, having already decided i didn't need to again prove i could do a half-marathon.
16) i played the clarinet & alto-clarinet in high school
17) when i was about 8 or 9 i played the piano on pbs. 18) with 180 other girls.
19) on 90 pianos. we all duetted.
20) i did stand-up comedy three times in college. before i met my husband
21) he wasn't my husband when i met him, in reference to number 20
22) i adore the color navy blue
23) i really don't care for pink, but have a lot of it.
24) maybe i actually do like pink and don't know it.
25) i love purple.
26) i LOVE GOLF
27) i love cribbage. wanna play?
28) i was mormon
29) i am now following something different.
30) starbucks is my favorite place
31) i hate coffee. rather, it hates me. two coffees is enough to turn me into instabitch
32) iced chai tea is my thang. with a scone. yummy
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1,734,939) my husband doesn't care about any of this. if he did, he'd probably shout.
1,734,940) i wonder how his next wife will feel about that.
1,734,941) if he reads this, i may or may not be sorry. fortunately, there is no chance of it.