From the Bitch, please....I'm from Colorado Facebook group, and other assorted sites around the net...

You know you're from Colorado when

You're a meat-eating vegetarian.

You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.

You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.

You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado.

You wear Crocs, and would NEVER consider wearing knock-offs.

You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

Thunder has set off your car alarm.

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.

You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our houseguests to do it.

You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.

You’ve never actually been to Aspen, much less ski there.

You have been skiing less than 10 times in your life.

You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.

You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a football victory.

When the green signs on the highway showing what town you’re in have a number for elevation instead of the population

Your car insurance costs more than your car.

You know what SNIAGRAB is.

When other teams that play the Broncos at home or performers at Red Rocks have to have oxygen masks on the sidelines

Your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.

When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.

Out of town-ers see balloons on the telephone wires and ask you what those are for :)

You have gotten lost, then stopped and looked for the mountains.

Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.

You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.

You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.

You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire beer.

You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.

'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.

A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.

SPF 90 is not out of the question

You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.

You know the elevation of a town, but not its population

Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.

You know where South Park is.

You have absolutely no recognizable accent.

If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".

You turn 82 years old and take up snowboarding.

You have stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.

You know you're from Colorado when you hear the word "T-REX" and don't think of a dinosaur.