(also titled "A marketing department's wet dream")

I offer, for your reading pleasure, a snipet of a conversation I had with my 6 year old, in the car, yesterday:

(my son) Mom, do you want your skin to be regener...er...er, um, errat...

(me) Don't hurt yourself, son. What are you trying to say? Regenerated?

(my son) Yeah, that's it! Well, if you do, it can be in only 8 weeks with Olay Regenerist.

(me) Hmm, that's interesting. I already have really good skin stuff, though.

(my slave to marketing) Does it work in only 8 weeks?

(me with the bad skin) I honestly don't know.

(my skin-care pusher) Well, if you use Olay Regenerenerer..er

(me) Regenerist?

(your future Avon boy) Yeah, that, if you use that you'd <em>know</em> it worked in only 8 weeks.

(me who lets my kids watch WAY too much tv) Thanks, honey.