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It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them more. Enjoy. Republican party's #1 candidate. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit. Comes in six flavors. Promotes tax cuts. Promotes tooth decay. Has about 20% body fat. Only 1 and 1/2 calorie. Causes unprecedented world-wide support to turn against the U.S. with inflammatory rhetoric and borderline imperialism. Just sits there. Cost: $400,000 per year. Cost: 92 cents. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat. 0 mg sodium. Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery. Long lasting fresh breath. Has a brother named "Jeb;" possibly the dumbest name ever, next to "Arod." Rhymes with "nick-nack," which is almost as stupid as "Jeb." Now it's your turn to decide, click on who you think would do a better job as president to view the poll results: Who do you think would make a better president? Bush Tic-Tacs 640,203 People agree: this test is credible and objective. maddox@xmission.com Back to how much I rule... © 2003 by Maddox