I tease my students about the amount of time they spend grooming their My Page and Spacebook profiles, so to be honest, I'm having a hard time with this whole scene. Please forgive me if I'm the grump at the party who didn't bother to wear a costume and brought nothing for the potluck and spends the night whining about how loud the music is.

I do get excited about new things so I'm here to scope things out and have some fun. But I really don't have time for too much upkeep. I have a hard enough job maintaining my existing blog and saving my shoes (and my hairbrushes and half of my Tupperware lids) from the toilet where my daughter floats them several times a day. No, I can't just keep the door closed because I have 3 other kids who need to use the facilities.