Glamorous Supermodel, host of Project Runway, famous for rockin' it at Victoria's Secret Fashion show three weeks after giving birth.

Oh, that's Heidi, you meant me, Mrs. Fussypants?

I'm an underpaid kept woman of my lesser half, Mr. Smartypants. We have four young sons, 9,6,3,13 months. Another baby will arrive in May. I KNOW it's a boy. Don't rub salt in the wound. And, Yes, we know what causes pregnancy.

I am a Christian Homeschooler, member of the vast right wing conspiracy, collecter of tips, hints and cheap pyschological tricks.

I need a naps, a housekeeper, big ol glass of Cabernet, and a spa day. None of these things is likely.

For now, I have my blog & my Peeps! Thrilled to get to know you all!

Love & Blessings, Alli