Mild mannered domestic goddess of the baggy sweat pants- aka Dapoppins -aka The Buttless Wonder, was minding her own beeswax, when out of the universe of Darkness where all evil things live -such as that rotten thing in the back of the fridge that might be left overs from Thanksgiving, or might just be the offspring of the Blob--The Swarm Attacked!

They came from the depths of despair and the darkest parts of earth unknown...CUTWORMS hundreds of them. Thousands of them. Millions! Creepy crawlies. Ugly wallies. Okay, well more than ten! They HATCHED and wiggled en-mass onto the Dapoppins family driveway, where they surrounded the family vehicle and created an obstacle course of untold squishy and disgusting proportions. Right before her children's eyes, Dapoppins transformed into the her secret super power identity of the Buttless Wonder, whipped off her super magical belt, and began swinging it around her head to create a vortex of perfumed flatulence in an effort to clear the drive way of the creepy crawly mass.

They just wiggled more.

And the Buttless Wonder's jeans sagged down her to her thighs.

And the super magical belt of our lady of Lane Bryant...snapped under the pressure...breaking forever!

High-stepping over the gray wormy Swarm, the Buttless Wonder, defeated, ushered her family into the van and used it as a great heaving weapon of anger to squish those little buggers repeatedly.

And when she returned to the Dapoppins residence she parked the van as far away from The Swarm as she could.

And sent her husband to deal with them.