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My Super Power Posted 4 months ago
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Mild mannered by nature, Dappins didn't discover her super powers until she reached the very shady side of thirty. Upon finding an enchanted belt at Lane Bryant, she used it to keep her pants to define her waist, ala 80's stlye, and discovered the magic belt imbued her with fabulous powers of butt-crack exposure prevention! Having been born with a sonic voice, she combined these gifts to save plumbers all over the United States from the icy air of over exposure and admonish young women regarding the fruitlessness of low-rise jeans.


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Le Bec said (3 months ago)
lmao I gotta get me a belt!
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JenLive said (3 months ago)
LOL!
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scarletquill said (4 months ago)
ROFL! This is funny-and reminds me why I always wear a belt. ^_^

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