Long (work)day.

Short post.

And that, as the saying goes, is the long and the short of it.
;-)

(note - for consistency's sake I was going to title this post 'Two' but since I had a title I didn't need the numeric fallback. Of course this creates a problem: should I call the third post Two? Argh!)

My wife has gone on a rampage. I showed her how to use the battery powered, tennis racket-shaped bug zapper; now our house is filled with two sounds.
1) BZZZT!
2) "MuWAHAHahahahaha!"

She keeps opening the front door; I think she's trying to lure more victims into her killing parlor.

I gotta go.

I think I just hit on a great answer for a persistent problem: enumerated post titles! No more trying to think of something clever and original or - worse - related to post content. This is *so* liberating!

Whew. I better stop now. I need a break.