Have I ever had momo? Yes, several times!

The last place you were (besides now)?
Hiding from my boys, in the bathroom, with the magazine I just found in my mailbox.

Do you remember anything from being 3?
Yes, I do. I was walking on a beach in Florida, and stepped on a piece of broken glass... it's the trauma, and the tetanus shot that brings it back to life.

How many times a day do you drop your cell phone?
Hmmm? I haven't had a cell phone for months now, so that is one less worry for my butter fingers.

The top three things you spend the most money on?
Rent, Jackson, Noah

Last food you ate?
a crouton

First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hands, height, hair... all at once.

One of your favorite songs?
This is an impossible question for me to answer.

The school you attend(ed)?
I've attended so many schools, it would blow your mind if I was able to list them.

Your cell phone provider?
My last cell phone provider was my exboyfriend. Ahem, he was the provider, I paid my own bill.

Favorite store in the mall?
I avoid the mall... like the plague.

The longest job you had?
Longest job?

What do you smell like?
Right now? The Soap & Glory lotion I just put on my elbows.

The biggest lie you've ever heard?
My Mom tries to make me believe that she DOESN'T read my blog... even though I have told her about sitemeter, and that I can see her lurking for hours!

The last time you cried was because why?
I cried this morning... good tears in the worship service at church.

In your opinion, do long distance relationships work?
They are very hard to maintain! But, they can work!!

Do you drink coffee?
Not lately. I'm main lining Full Throttle these days.

What do you wanna say to your most recent ex?
Dude, YOU lost out, not me. But, I don't need to tell him that, it's kinda obvious.

What do you remember from being 19?
I looked hotter at age 19 than I probably ever will again. I was more stupid at age 19 than humanly possible. Oh to have the wisdom of age in such a hot body!!

Favorite color(s)?
Green, it's my signiture color.

First person on your missed calls list on your cell phone?
No matter the phone, I miss virtually every call that comes... to catch me on the phone is rare.

Who is the last text message from?
N/A hooray!

How many pillows do you usually sleep with?
Usually three, unless I'm not in the mood... then none.

What are you wearing now?
(get ready to be turned on fellas!) Black capri yoga pants, a green Dropkick Murphys tshirt, and birkenstocks. Yes, sexy isn't a big enough word for house cleaning ensembles.

How many pets do you own?
Why would I submit to cleaning up after an animal? I have two sons!

What are you doing tomorrow?
Starting a NEW career!

Can you play ping pong?
Hell yizzle! Fo shizzle!! Um, although don't call it that if you are talking to Joeprah... it's Table Tennis, recognize.

Favorite food?
Chips, salsa, queso, and great sushi.

Do you like maps?
Yeah! They mean I'm going somewhere else.

Do you like strawberry banana smoothies?
Throw in orange juice and blueberries, and YUM!

Have you ever attended a themed party?
I don't think you can reach the ripe old age of 30ish without getting drunk in a toga at least once.

Have you ever thrown a party?
Um? Yes.

When did you wake up this morning?
When my boys woke me up to tell me that they were awake... this makes me very grumpy at 5:30am.

The best thing about winter?
Freshy freshy pow pow in the Ton's bra!

Last time you were in trouble with the cops?
2006

What color underwear are you wearing?
N/A

Do you think Ryan Sheckler is hot?
If I was 16, I would totally think he's HOT, he's a badass skater!

What are your plans for this weekend?
The usual.

How many days is it until your birthday?
My birthday is my favorite holiday... May 19! Don't forget teehee

What do you want to be when you "grow up"?
(I've been stuck on this question for more than five minutes, times up)

Are you on a laptop?
No, but my monitor is so big you'd be jealous!

Are you smiling?
Nearly always!

Do you miss someone right now?
Yes, yes, yes!

Are you happy?
Pretty much, happiness is a choice.

Have you ever been in the hospital for an emergency?
Yes, when I tore my knee up at Copper Mountain.

Last time you ate chicken?
Today.

What jewelry are you wearing?
My cherry faced Swiss Army watch, not really jewelry, but still.

What are you going to do after this survey?
Make dinner, try not to listen to the Pokemon movie that my boys are watching, and watch the Oscars later. - I might even talk on the phone :)

Song you're listening to?
My hella sick playlist, aren't you?

The car you were in last?
White Lightning, she's a runner.

Do you like avocado?
Not really. Incidently, this made me an oddball in San Diego.

What color shirt are you wearing?
What's up with repeating questions?

How long is your hair?
It goes way down my back, past my bra strap. That's the measuring tool you know.

What's on your mind right now?
I need to visit the little girls room badly, I'm dancing in my chair, but if I walk away from this, I might lose it if IE decided to shut down because of the problem with Flash player, and since we can't save posts in drafts, I'm not budging till I finish this damn post, because there's not a chance in hell of me doing this again. Oh, and I wish there was spellcheck.

Last show you watched?
The Office... my DVR has every episode, and I'm a junkie.

Last thing you drank?
Diet Coke, do you know me at all?

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.. where else would I sleep?

When was the last time you smiled?
Before the urge to pee overcame me. I always wait too long.

What did you say last?
'I'll be there in a minute!'