We were hanging out one day and noticed a squirrel on our deck. The squirrel could see us through the window and came closer. He came about 4 feet from the window(slider). He sat and watched us like we were expected to make the next move.

McHub was astonished.

"Do you think he wants something to eat?"

"DUH! They must have fed him often."

"O-kay let's find something to feed him", McHub enthused.

"Can you say rabies?" I asked.

I was ignored as McHub rustled through the pantry. He found some nuts in trail mix.

He threw them out on the deck and we watched as the squirrel, no fool he, gobbled up the food as quickly as possible.

McHub was enchanted. I was less so.

"DO NOT feed him from your hand, K?, Rabies shots suck."

At the very moment McHub stuck his tongue out at me, behind him the squirrel stuck his tongue out too.

Men.