As you can tell by my avatar, I have some issues. This site looks pretty a'ite... Actually, my buddy Keith has done a fantastic job with it and I feel like a LOSER for not having been on here yet.

Talk about a warm welcome! I'm amazed! Wait... did Keith tell you I had a massive trust fund that I needed help spending??? I knew it! That dirty dog.

Um, it's going to take a little while to figure all this fancy bloggy stuff out, but in the meantime I'll try to give some daily dish. I look forward to creeping around the site and stalking everyone else here, oh wait, thats my other website.... Just kidding. Kinda.

SO! HELLO! I'll be back soon....