I have this, uhm, friend, whom we shall call Sweetest Person One Could Ever Meet (or SPOCEM for short) who has a relative that just recently bought her first house, we'll call her I'm So Much Better Than You (ISMBTY for short). This past weekend SPOCEM was talking to one of her favorite cousins (we'll call her FC for short) and FC said that she had gone to ISMBTY house warming party the day before and they had a great time. SPOCEM said that she had just found out about the party from her sister and that she had not been invited. SPOCEM was not upset about this at all because ISMBTY and her had never been close.

Monday night SPOCEM decided to check her e-mail before heading off to bed and was really suprised that there was a message from ISMBTY in her inbox. She read the e-mail and proceeded to laugh hysterically. The e-mail stated that ISMBTY was sorry for hurting SPOCEM's feelings by not inviting her to her party. ISMBTY said that she thought about sending SPOCEM an invitation but she was "running low" on them.

Now, like I said before, SPOCEM was not at all upset about not being invited. SPOCEM e-mailed FC to ask her if she had told ISMBTY that her feelings were hurt and she said that she had not. So SPOCEM has asked me to ask all my internet friends how she should reply to the e-mail from ISMBTY. She is thinking about something along the lines of "You really are as shallow as I always thought that you were." or "Could you be any more full of yourself?" What do you think?