I recently shared a secret former crush with Brianna. Here is the result:

Brianna: Really? You had a crush on Boy1? Cause he's funny?

me: 80% funny, 20% hot body. God, his arms?

Brianna: But... you claim to have seriously high looks standards

me: I do! What's wrong with him?

Brianna: He's not cute, Lisa

me: Bad teeth, fine, but cute brown eyes

Brianna: Really bad glasses

me: Ironic glasses!

Brianna: Yeah, not working. Irony is for things you don't wear everyday

me: And remember when he would wear his hot glasses instead? HOT.

Brianna: ok, the other glasses are an improvement but not a jettison into hot

me: BOY2 wears ugly glasses too....

me: Do I have a penchant for poorly spectacled boys?

Brianna: Maybe you have a bad glasses fetish

Brianna: You should find an online community devoted to that

me: Or make one on ning

Brianna: There is already a community for every fetish possible

me: Okay, I'll find one and join

Brianna: good girl