decoybetty's cre8Buzz Blog
I got a haircut on Tuesday. I think it looks like Bon Jovi's hair and Julia Louis Dreyfus's hair reproduced to form this windswept tribute to an early 90s curly mullet...

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Dear Buzz,
I am sorry, no I've let you down. I went on vacation - and didn't tell a soul. I left you. I was writing at my blog www.decoybetty.com, and I'll be honest, I forgot about you. I forgot about this little world that I had joined. This little network of people who connect through writing.
I hope you can forgive me.
Yours Truly,
DB
This is my first Cre8buzz post. I feel some pressure to write something absolutely amazing.
Don't hold your breath.
What's with boys with headbands, Australia?
Americans - are boys rocking the headband?
What's with Paisley?
Why doesn't my Microsoft word recognise fluvial as a word?
It suggests Flu vial instead - like that makes sense?
Why did i go to the library to study today, and forget to bring a writing implement?
why does the word moist sound so dirty?
Why are do wife beaters (as in the white singlet, not one who beats his wife) exist?
And more importantly, why are they so wrong they are almost right?
to quote finslippy, is hilarity mine?
