The boy graduates tommorrow. The oldest boy turned 21 this month, the 12 year old is as tall as me, the daughter's friends drama makes me want to lock her up and my 80 year old grandmother has sex more often than i do. She just told me so. This is so wrong, on so many levels, and all i can think is, I could have lived with the rest but knowing about my gramma's sex life is not only slightly depressing, it's probably going to give me nightmares.

This folks is my life ....... yep, aren't i the lucky one?