Most who know me know that I can be a bit controversial at times. I don't try to be though. If people would shut up and agree with me more often we wouldn't have nearly as many problems. That's my theory anyway.

Yeah i know there's that lil thing about being wrong in my opinion a time or two. To that I say, "I can only be so perfect." Stop pressuring meeeeee!!!

So anyway for those of you who don't know me and probably wonder if I just missed my medication today......I'm actually pretty much sane. I do have 4 kids though, so i can see where that may be bit a debatable. Perhaps I should say I'm as normal as I CAN be given the fact that I live with "The Bratz"

Lets introduce them and get that out of the way.

Jonathon is my 21 year old. He is in college studying Criminal Justice, works at the prison during the day and bartends at night. When he's not working, he's dancing at the country club and chasing girls.All in all he's a great kid.

Daniel is 19. He graduates this month and will be going to Fire School to be a Firefighter/EMT. He's not really into much of anything yet except hispanic girls. (don't ask....all i know is it has something to do with taco's and someone who understands his love of jalapeno's) He mows lawns locally and such for extra money but beyond that he just likes to play football with the neighborhood kids and video games with his little brother.

Which bring us to 12 year old Zach. He's Homeschooled along with his sister who we'll discuss shortly. He Loves video games, football and pasta. Not necessarily in that order. He's a borderline genius and make me want to scream 90% of the time. Now i know what it's like to live with me lol. He's very logical, like me......it's annoying!I love him dearly though, he's a good munchkin, specially when he's asleep lol.

Then there's Ashley. She will be the reason i end up rocking in a corner wearing an " I love me" jacket. Not because she's bad or even troubling at all. It's just that she's a GIRL and OMG the drama is just too much for me. Everything is the end of the world! I spend 90% of every day going " Oh no they didn't" in mock horror or " saying "That HO needs to go down!!!". I figured out that those 2 phrases have saved my life and possibly my sanity. One or the other is perfect for almost everything that happens and as an added bonus it sounds like i actually have a clue as to what the hell she's talking about. Awesome huh?

So then there's me. "The Madre" as the Bratz call me.I don't know why they call me that, they just do. Daniel started it I think. I'm single-ish lol. I have a boyfriend who i seldom see cause he lives/works in Colorado. If all goes well, the bratz and I will be moving there soon. He's looking for a house now finally so we'll see. Don't get me wrong.......I completely adore him and love him with all my heart. I'm just tired of being alone AND in love with someone who loves me back. It's maddening.

I LOVE football. Hunni and I play in fantasy league's every year and I'm a fan of God's Team. Yes, The Cowboys. He's a fan of the Steelers. I do happen to love Big Ben alot though too. Yummmmmmmmm.

I work from home for a few different companies and provide a pretty decent living for the bratz to spend. They're pretty good at seeing it gone fairly quickly too lemme tell ya. Hmmmmmmm, i either just depressed myself or decided i need a 4th Job. Not sure which.

Well..........i guess that's about it. That's me and my little family in a nutshell. We aren't for the faint of heart but we are very close and have been known to beat up other families who don't like us. Okay jk, we haven't but i wouldn't put it past us lol.

Nessa