The boy graduates tommorrow. The oldest boy turned 21 this month, the 12 year old is as tall as me, the daughter's friends drama makes me want to lock her up and my 80 year old grandmother has sex more often than i do. She just told me so. This is so wrong, on so many levels, and all i can think is, I could have lived with the rest but knowing about my gramma's sex life is not only slightly depressing, it's probably going to give me nightmares.

This folks is my life ....... yep, aren't i the lucky one?

Yes that's right, I said it. I always do actually. I feel it's only right after all to warn unsuspecting people of the potential dangers in irritating me.

That way if they still manage to irritate me they can't claim they weren't warned. That's fair right?

Well you'd think so anyway. It never fails to happen though. I warn people out of the kindness of my heart and they don't believe me. They say " you're way to sweet, nice, cool, understanding, patient, to be a bitch".

Then inevitably they do something boneheaded and what do you think the first thing they say is after i execute my revenge?? " Gawd you're such a bitch!!!"

"HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??? Told you that!!!!!"

So why do they get all surprised? Who knows? I'm fairly certain I don't care. The way i see it, if people just wouldn't piss me off they'd have nothing to worry about and therefore have nothing to fear lol. It's all in they're hands!! But *IM* the bad one. Puh-lease!

What brought this post on? Sadly I can't tell ya. It would mean admitting to something, one of the stalkers would love to prove i did lol. I haven't technically denied it anyway, i just haven't commented on it. As it stands, even with the previous statement, i could be admitting to just about anything, so they have nothing to stand on.

I do however stand by the fact that there are things the stalkers CLAIM I did that I'm totally innocent of and merely wish i'd have thunk it first. That's the bad thing, the really good stuff.........i totally missed out on. The stalker made it up. BUT they also busted themselves in the process making a big nasty butt out of themselves so it's cool. Well, for me anyway lol, not so much for them.

It's still my greatest hope that the stalkers would get a life and/or help/medication/a stiff drink/laid. Whatever it takes to leave me alone lol.

I just want peace dangit!!! Is that so much to ask??? Aparently the answer to that is YES. Aye aye aye.

Nessa

David Cook, Mr. Yum as I call him won and all is right in the world. For anyone who heard a scream come from Texas, i'm sorry and i hope there were no damages lol. I was soooooooooo afraid the lil boy was gonna pull it off after he begged us not to let the sun go down on him. If it meant Mr. Yum would win i'd have set the sun on top of the lil boys creepy lil head.

I'd have given him sunblock, like SPF 2 or something.......i'm not completely cruel. Heh..heh.

Ok, i can go to bed happy.....life is good, American Idol was won by the most talented and my sleeping pill is kicking in so i have no choice anyway.

Lovvvvvvvvvvvvves to all

I do, several times a day!!

I say that because its true, I am actually being stalked by at least 3 people and it's unnerving as all get out. The bad thing is I can't talk about it on my regular blogs because the 3 psycho's will read it and just cause more trouble.

One stalker is my ex-husbands new gf. I've never met her and my ex and I have been divorced for several years now. We don't talk at all for any reason. I don't know for sure how she even found my blogs but she has. I only know it's her because she has emailed me a few times with snide comments about how she enjoys my ex husbands ummmmm.....talents. I finally emailed her back and told that so had half of Texas, she should get tested. She hasn't emailed since then but it's been a week so it's not like it's been that long. But every day there she is on my Feedjit list.

The next is my ex husbands ex wife. She's a freaking loon so, who knows why she's reading my blogs. Probably hoping we can be best friends since she finally realized he's almost as crazy as she is. Not gonna happen but i guess as long as she doesn't do more than read she isn't causing any trouble. It's just creepy!

Then there's the worst offender. EDITED 2-19 because i think the nosy witch found this blog too. Not that I care, since i feel my previous comments here were very much deserved.....however, I also choose not to have children manipulated by things I happen to say.

So much for a place to really say what i think lol. It was liberatng for a whole 2 days!!

Nessa

Most who know me know that I can be a bit controversial at times. I don't try to be though. If people would shut up and agree with me more often we wouldn't have nearly as many problems. That's my theory anyway.

Yeah i know there's that lil thing about being wrong in my opinion a time or two. To that I say, "I can only be so perfect." Stop pressuring meeeeee!!!

So anyway for those of you who don't know me and probably wonder if I just missed my medication today......I'm actually pretty much sane. I do have 4 kids though, so i can see where that may be bit a debatable. Perhaps I should say I'm as normal as I CAN be given the fact that I live with "The Bratz"

Lets introduce them and get that out of the way.

Jonathon is my 21 year old. He is in college studying Criminal Justice, works at the prison during the day and bartends at night. When he's not working, he's dancing at the country club and chasing girls.All in all he's a great kid.

Daniel is 19. He graduates this month and will be going to Fire School to be a Firefighter/EMT. He's not really into much of anything yet except hispanic girls. (don't ask....all i know is it has something to do with taco's and someone who understands his love of jalapeno's) He mows lawns locally and such for extra money but beyond that he just likes to play football with the neighborhood kids and video games with his little brother.

Which bring us to 12 year old Zach. He's Homeschooled along with his sister who we'll discuss shortly. He Loves video games, football and pasta. Not necessarily in that order. He's a borderline genius and make me want to scream 90% of the time. Now i know what it's like to live with me lol. He's very logical, like me......it's annoying!I love him dearly though, he's a good munchkin, specially when he's asleep lol.

Then there's Ashley. She will be the reason i end up rocking in a corner wearing an " I love me" jacket. Not because she's bad or even troubling at all. It's just that she's a GIRL and OMG the drama is just too much for me. Everything is the end of the world! I spend 90% of every day going " Oh no they didn't" in mock horror or " saying "That HO needs to go down!!!". I figured out that those 2 phrases have saved my life and possibly my sanity. One or the other is perfect for almost everything that happens and as an added bonus it sounds like i actually have a clue as to what the hell she's talking about. Awesome huh?

So then there's me. "The Madre" as the Bratz call me.I don't know why they call me that, they just do. Daniel started it I think. I'm single-ish lol. I have a boyfriend who i seldom see cause he lives/works in Colorado. If all goes well, the bratz and I will be moving there soon. He's looking for a house now finally so we'll see. Don't get me wrong.......I completely adore him and love him with all my heart. I'm just tired of being alone AND in love with someone who loves me back. It's maddening.

I LOVE football. Hunni and I play in fantasy league's every year and I'm a fan of God's Team. Yes, The Cowboys. He's a fan of the Steelers. I do happen to love Big Ben alot though too. Yummmmmmmmm.

I work from home for a few different companies and provide a pretty decent living for the bratz to spend. They're pretty good at seeing it gone fairly quickly too lemme tell ya. Hmmmmmmm, i either just depressed myself or decided i need a 4th Job. Not sure which.

Well..........i guess that's about it. That's me and my little family in a nutshell. We aren't for the faint of heart but we are very close and have been known to beat up other families who don't like us. Okay jk, we haven't but i wouldn't put it past us lol.

Nessa