I've decided I can't win. Honestly, I joined the Buzz because I wanted that cool little badge to put on my site. I didn't know I'd actually have to WORK for it. I don't know how other people -- ok YOU people -- do it. I work, I have a baby, I have TWO blogs, one of which I seriously have to contribute to, and I'm tired.

I can't keep up with it all: MySpace (totally neglected speck of the Internetz), Facebook (my new addiction), Rockin the Suburbs (my site), New Jersey Moms Blog (serious site to which I must contribute), Cre8buzz (hi!), Twitter (fast losing its will to fly), Technorati, Digg, k*rtsy, Stumble...I can't keep track of it all, to be honest. My feed reader is perpetually clogged with 400+ feeds. I forget I have a Cre8buzz account until I get the email telling me my rankings have tanked some more. And I don't remember the last time I logged into MySpace.

And now there's this thing I keep seeing on my stalkees's sites, Plurk. I don't even want to know. I almost created a login for it the other day, but I stopped myself just in time. A successful self-intervention. This time.

So please, if you see me pop up anywhere else on the Internetz, call the cops (and A&E). I'm begging you.

~K8