Here's a funky guide on how to pick your Top 8 friends:

1. Is she hot?
   If so, show her some mad buzz love and make her your No. 1 bud. If not, well, you might wanna rethink this whole "friendship" thing.


2. Is he handy around the anthill?
   If your so-called "friend" is sucking up way more buzz juice than he's worth, kick him quickly to the curb. Then, place my ugly mug on your page. I'm homely but helpful.


3. Is your friend doing something worthwhile?
   If your friend is promoting a good cause, like feeding homeless kids in Botswana, none of these rules apply. In that case, you can safely keep this friend among your Top 8, even if they are neither hot nor handy.
   So, there you have it, folks.
   Happy friending!
   Love,
   Leo