Uh, yeah. I have a couple of confessions to make.

Never mind, Mr. Antman, this has got nothing to do with you.

First, how shall I say this, ummmmmm, I am a habitual friender. It’s true. Sometimes I plow mercilessly through other buzzers’ friend lists. Just so I can get a quick hookup.

I know, I know. I’m not proud of it. But then, other buzzers, they do it too. I’m sure of it. I think. Hmmm. Do you?

I’m glad you jackals (easy, easy, lowercase j) don’t have access to my address book. Jackdips! And quit eyeballin’ my ostrich. I worked hard to get that pic on my page.

Oh, and another thing. I sometimes leave completely random comments on other people’s pages. Like “The licorice boy has broken the elevator shaft thricely.” Kindly place that undecipherable phrase into my comment box, if you’re readin’ this. Pretty sure you’re not.

There are so many wonderful things I could confess to, if I had the time. And I’m fairly new here. But I don’t have the time. I’ve got friend requests to make, people!

Love,

Leo