Imaginary Best Friend
By R 10 Comments
Categories: Good Girlfriends Do..., Be Merry and girls girls girls

My daughters are starting Kindergarten in a little over a week and I admit that in addition to the thrills of seeing them enter school (school!!), the prospect of meeting new people and possibly making new friends is exciting as well.

Since my daughters were born I’ve always worked outside the home. I’ve never joined Mommy & Me classes, never attended playdates, never EVER went to Gymboree. I did go to a new mother’s group for 2 weeks until my sleep deprivation (and potty mouth) decided it was time to depart for edgier climes. I don’t feel like I fit in to the usual mommy groups… Hence, the joy of meeting and making sweet lady friends on-line… (all of whom are even better in person)

So the possibility that I might actually make a REAL LIFE mommy friend has me endlessly excited and terminally crossing my fingers that somewhere in this school I’ll meet a kindred soul. Maybe someone as cool and funny as her, or her, or even her.

Here is a picture of my dream girl:

1. Swears




2. Drinks




3. Reads




4. Talks about sex




5. Wears cute shoes




6. Whip Smart




7. Sassy, edgy, big-brained, and big hearted.

And my imaginary friend will hardly ever talk solely about her kids. Oh and? She would love to sit and giggle over an intimate glass of wine.