Here's the scoop: Mother of one adorable boy-child (who is wrestling with some pesky special needs because he was born way too damn early at 25 weeks but that's another story for another time)...Wife to one husband (plus two gay husbands -- such a lucky girl!)...A 40-something curly-haired native Floridian...who loves pop culture, writing, sports, cooking and books...who can tell you details about dozens of Love Boat episodes but cannot remember what her natural hair color is... who is passionate about her church (and her preschool choir), her left-leaning politics, football, MAC lipglass, Grey Goose vodka and celebrity gossip...and who is trying to hold off her midlife crisis with the ferocity of two pairs of Spanx but is realizing that it's here. So watch out.

If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn. ~ Dorothy Parker

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