Mom of 2 rockstar kids; unemployed to help the economy stay afloat, obsessed with my witty humor and everything involving conversations when I can comfortably drop F bombs and over serve myself ketel1 and club sodas. Also happen to be the reinvention of the 1950's housewife full out with hot home cooked meals or the table, tennis at the club and lunch with the ladies.

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