Me:" Why did you Paint all over yourself?"
CutiePie:" Dude, cause I got Skills!"

I don't know what it is. I feel so overwhelmed this last week. I loose my Patience easily, I am constantly tired and it seems like I can't handle things very well. I feel like my Battery is running low. I forgot about some extra expenses we had and paid some Bills in advance. Now, because of me being such a screw up we end up being short on money for TheCutiePie's Birthday. We have around 160$ left and still have a week and a half til next Paycheck. The Cake that I ordered alone costs 30 Bucks. I have no Idea how we're gonna pull it off. I planned to buy CutiePie's Gift this week and now it seems like I have to wait til next Paycheck to do that. I truly deserve the award for Crappiest Mom of the Planet. I just wanna pack my Bags and run away for a while but I don't even have money for that. I wish I could figure out what to do. Once CutiePie goes to Bed, I usually end up crying because I feel like shit. TheHubby is mad at me for not managing better. The problem is I don't know how to manage my Finances. I never learned it and nobody ever bothered to teach me. I don't know what to do right now. I'm overwhelmed with Life right now and wanna crawl into a hole and take a break from everything. I can't though since I have to take care of my Son. I just try to keep it together for his sake. I'm sorry for such a depressing post.

That's right people, TheCutiePie got IMPETIGO!
Remember the freaking ANTS? That BIT him?
Yeah, apparently Insect Bites are a common cause for IMPETIGO!

Friday, a week ago, we had to take him to the Emergency Room because he had Blisters, the biggest and baddest Blisters I've ever seen, on his Feet. His Feet were also really swollen and they hurt. The Nurses were great and I wanna give them a big Thank You! The attending Doctor however? He was the worst Doctor you could imagine treating your child. When he first walked through the Door he asked why we would purposely Sit our Kid on an Anthill. What the Motherf*cking Hell? Yeah, that Kind of Jerk! Then he looks at TheCutiePie for a second, tells the Nurse what to give him and leaves. Thank you for the Great Treatment, you Jerkbutt. So the Nurse give us that Creme to put on him and tells us to keep Bandages on it. With that we are allowed to go Home. So, we do what we are told and it doesn't get any better. In Fact, the Blisters burst and combined with the Creme get really moist. Perfect environment for Bacteria to grow and strive, if you ask me.

We decided to quit using that Damn Creme and take him to our Family Doctor. She's great.
She examines him and asks what was done to it. I tell her and she looks at me with Big Eyes. At this Point I knew something was wrong. Turns out the Creme we gave him is for Burn Victims with 2nd and 3rd Degree Burns. She finally tells me it's IMPETIGO! By the way, IMPETIGO! is highly contagious. Great! I'm just waiting for me or TheHubby to get it. She prescribes him a different Creme and puts him on Antibiotics. Now, only a couple of Days later, it's already cleared up a lot. We made an Appointment to go to an Allergy Clinic in Oklahoma City to get him checked for Allergies.

Well, there you go. I hope you all understand why Posting was a little Light this week.

So where was I? Oh, I remember. Here's the second Part of how I met my Husband:

There I was, sitting all alone in a Pub, waiting for Douchebag to show up.

I must have looked pretty desperate at that moment. I was all Dressed Up on a Tuesday Night, sitting there by myself. Well, as Time went by I realized he wouldn't show up. I was getting ready to leave when someone sat right next to me and said Hi. I looked up to see who it was and realized it was TheHubby. Ugh, I thought, he was the last person I wanted to see at that moment. Since he offered me a Drink though I decided to stay and talk to him. We hit it off great that Night. We talked, laughed and drank. Eventually I was starting to like him. We went to another Club and did what people do, when they're drunk. We started making out. At that point we were both pretty drunk. He had to work the next day, so I gave him my number and left.

He never called.

2 months later I was at a friends house when my Phone rang. I answered and asked who it was.
TH: "It's me."
Me:" Who's me?"
TH:" TheHubby.Remember 2 months ago?"

I was caught off guard by him calling. I could not believe it. We agreed to meet the next Day.
I was so excited, I dressed nice, did my Hair, put on some make-up and went to meet him.
There he was. In Cut Off Jeans and the Ugliest Shirt I've ever seen. He looked sooooo Country.
Well, I was disappointed and acted like a Bi*ch. So, we strolled around. Talking and getting to know each other. He asked if I would meet him that Night at the Bar.
I agreed.

That Night was great. We had such a Good time and I could really feel a connection. I asked why he didn't call me for 2 months. He said we has in Kuwait waiting to go to Iraq but his Unit got sent back to Germany and didn't have to go at the time. Other than that though he didn't wanna talk about being in Kuwait. I accepted that and never asked again.
Until a month Later......

To be continued.....

I have to admit I'm addicted to watching MTV's The Real World. However, how come there is no Gay Person in the House this time? And what is up with that Greg guy? Why the hell does he call Women "Associated" and people around him "Peasants"? I so don't get that Guy! I don't like Kim ! She makes me wanna drown myself to escape her talking! Just shut up you dumb person! Anybody else out here in BlogLand who likes the Real World? I so need to have discussions about this Show!