Today there was a Haiku in my inbox from a Dad at the kids' school:

 Digging in the Bin
 Daughter Lost school clothes None, But
 Two Shirts for Adam

I (naturally) replied with a limerick:

 Adam's Mom could give a shit
 She's barely even literate
 You'd note she doesn't read too well
 But always treats the children swell
 Still she hopes you find it.

Oh. Since I'm new 'round these parts let me assure you that the school is swanky, WASPy, has a long wait list and I stick out like a sore thumb.