A week or so ago, Bad Momma challenged me to a cage match of bad, lazy parenting. Our only allowed lethal weapon is sarcasm.

You can see the immediate sucker punch she riddled off right here- http://www.cre8buzz.com/profiles/2104/blogs/14021/blog_entries/33732

Now, being the lazy person that I am, it took me awhile to respond officially, but here I am now striking back. Since I can't trust a 4-year-old to take a hilarious picture of me were I even able to distill my essence into a single frame, and since the mood for such things is kinda lost later on in the evening when my wife gets home (not that she's not also hilarious and fun, we just usually have real-life, grown-up junk to do), I've had to resort to instead crafting a stunningly accurate representation of myself and my usual parenting habits.

I think you'll feel as enlightened after studying it in depth as I did after creating it.