Fiddley Gomme | Exposing Myself
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My name is Pete Dunn. I was born in 1974. I live and work in Salt Lake City, Utah. My wife is Donna. She's a Mormon. This would not usually be a problem except that I'm not but I used to be. Those of you in my situation know what I mean. Those of you in her situation will hate me, this blog, my underwear and everything I stand for, you may as well leave now. You are free to send me emails telling me why I'm going to hell. Be assured I will either ignore them or publish them, depending on how dumb you seem. We have our issues, like all couples do. We love each other very much and prove it by hurting each other in subtle and manipulative ways every day, like all couples do. My kids are all girls. Four of them. They kick ass more than I ever would have thought. I'm not old enough to have kids as old as I do or to have been married as long as I have but that's what happens when you're 19, horny and Mormon. I watch Nascar every single weekend while drinking beer I brew in my garage. I am educated and speak fluent English. A dichotomy, I know. Try to get over it. Stock car racing is not any dumber than your favorite sport, Oprah or American Idol, I promise. I probably would have benefitted from stronger role-models growing up.