I friggen quit. I suck at this job and I'm not going to pretend that I can get better. I've been at this job for ten years now and I still don't know what the hell I'm doing!

Even presidents only have four years until they can be ousted if they suck...and they are in charge of the whole damn nation! You would think that mothers would be subject to review every few years, as well. No. Society is not that functional. CPS usually waits until the kids are near death until the deem in necessary to take the kids and place them in a better situation. I have been royally screwing up for a decade, now and still I have the power to mess up the seven humans that I have been entrusted to raise.

Where is the justice in allowing crappy parents who acutally admit that they are ill equipped to do their job, to retain rights to their children? What does a girl have to do to get fired around here? I thought that being on Supernanny was a clear cry for help. Did nobody notice how badly I stink at being a mom? Hello? I needed the help of some British nanny and a whole television station to get my shit together and I still don't have the answers. Do I need to paint a damn picture for CPS?

I NEED TO BE FIRED. Apparently nobody cares. The kids run wild. They suffer minor injuries. They never have matching clothes. They always fight amongst themselves. Still, I am called the guardian of these little people. I give up. Here is my two days notice, because two weeks is just too long. I will be resigning and moving to Mexico where I will bartend by day and dance the night away.

So...now all that is left is one burning question:
Who's with me?