Methinks some guys are just plain retarded when it comes to paying a lady a compliment. Today some guy passed by me in the store and said to his friend, "Damn, she's got it!" I'm assuming it was me whom he was referring to, since I was the only female in the aisle besides Rosarita on the bean can and my 2 year old.
WTF is "it" that I've got? I should have turned around and said, "Yep. I've got it alright. Ive got:

7 kids
stretch marks
a saggy rear
hairy legs
b.o. from not showering for two days
greasy hair (for the same reason as above)
varicose veins
spider veins
pains in my back
pains in my ass
a tooth that needs a crown
probably bad breath
and occasionally a bad herpes simplex flare up on my lower lip."

Yes sir....I've got it! He had nooooo idea how much I really had!