What is it with males and their appendages? If they aren't playing with them, they are bragging about them. If they aren't bragging about them, they are busy pretending that other (huge) inatimate objects are phallic symbols. Even my three year old is guilty of being penis obsessed!
Girls don't walk around grabbing their vaginas, talking about spectacular their vagina is and pretending that a hot dog bun is their vagina. Even boobies don't get that kind of attention and they are always right under our noses!
My next invention is going to be the portable penis. It will be made as an exact replica of each male's real penis, to take out, talk about and compare to other penises, whenever they wish. Let's see how many males will still walk around proudly bragging about their packages when there is undeniable proof to discount their claims! The proof is in the portable penis boys!
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nisheedhi said (25 days ago)
Female soldiers in the Swedish military do not seem to like the male penis much as you can see in this news : Women will have none of this male stuff on the herald So there is now no penis in the lion’s loins, O my God The humbled lion now stands without penis on the herald. “Protests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup’s coat of arms. The armed forces agreed to emasculate the lion after a group of women from the rapid reaction force lodged a complaint to the European Court of Justice, Göteborgs-Posten reports.” http://hasya.wordpress.com/page/2
sogeshirts said (29 days ago)
I would totally get one and proudly bust out my .2 inches of fury whenever i could haha
sjoukes said (about 1 month ago)
hahahaha hillarious.. I have a husband and three sons and they spend all the time with their hands down their trousers..oh and a grandson.who also does it in his sleep as do all the rest of them... yuk..I don't think they wash their hands as often :>(
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nisheedhi said (25 days ago)