I checked out this site, for time wasting funness - http://astro-software.com/chart/index.html. Right off the bat, I agreed with some stuff. But other stuff, holy shit, couldn't be further from the truth! Check yours out and tell me what the funniest misnomers are!

The most spot on about me:
She is very susceptible to the mood of those around her. A hard difficult upbringing can mark her for life. When a child, has to be protected, given confidence.

The hugest, bald-faced lie in history:
Her up-bringing is rigorous, severe. Her professional life is all-important. She is serious, methodical, persevering. She wants to have power, to succeed and has all the necessary qualities to achieve this objective, by taking one step at a time.