I have a bad habit of bringing food and drinks to work and leaving them in the fridge. I always have the intention to drink/eat them. I swear. I will get around to it!
Like today for example. I had an orange soda chillin in the fridge for a couple of days now. I'm on an orange soda kick and have been craving it almost every time I go to pick out a soda of choice. I finally wised up and bought a case.
So yea, I'm sitting here at my desk, thirsty as all hell and I'm thinking about that soda. I actually get up to go get it out of the fridge and oh! Whats that?
ITS FUCKING GONE! Someone stole it. This makes me so sad in my pants, I dont even know where to begin.
I know its karma fucking with me. I KNOW I should not have stolen that cheese from the fridge a while back. But it belonged to my mortal enemy and tasted all that much better. Damn you Karma.
I think I'll go eat that other string cheese to help me feel better.
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WidgetE said (6 months ago)
Everyone at my work puts food in the fridge, but NEVER remembers to take it out. It's actually quite gross after a month or so...:-)
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BusyDad said (6 months ago)