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Ok, so this dude parks right in the middle of the street in front of my house just about every day. See that piece of paper on his window? That's a note I wrote to him. He hasn't parked in the street since >:) Do I feel bad? Maybe a lil........wait....no I don't. Bwahahaha EDIT: Ok ok ok here's what it said! On the front - "Please don't park in the middle of the **** road. Driveways are beautiful." On the back - "Dear sir or madam, I am very much so curious who told you that the middle of the ******* street was an acceptable parking spot. Everyday I turn the corner, almost hitting your vehicle. Do you wish this to happen? My truck weighs about seven-thousand pounds. That's about four-thousand more than yours. I have no problem with crippling your little Mazda everyday as I come home from work. If you would like me to do so, please, continue to park in the middle of the street. If you care about the well-being of your truck, I suggest that you make sure your truck is not in this spot tomorrow, or else it will resemble a recycled Pepsi can at about 7:30pm."
Ok, so this dude parks right in the middle of the street in front of my house just about every day. See that piece of paper on his window? That's a note I wrote to him. He hasn't parked in the street since >:) Do I feel bad? Maybe a lil........wait....no I don't. Bwahahaha EDIT: Ok ok ok here's what it said! On the front - "Please don't park in the middle of the **** road. Driveways are beautiful." On the back - "Dear sir or madam, I am very much so curious who told you that the middle of the ******* street was an acceptable parking spot. Everyday I turn the corner, almost hitting your vehicle. Do you wish this to happen? My truck weighs about seven-thousand pounds. That's about four-thousand more than yours. I have no problem with crippling your little Mazda everyday as I come home from work. If you would like me to do so, please, continue to park in the middle of the street. If you care about the well-being of your truck, I suggest that you make sure your truck is not in this spot tomorrow, or else it will resemble a recycled Pepsi can at about 7:30pm."
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ExpectingExecutive said (8 months ago)
Come on...what did the note say?!?! I can't stand the suspense!
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ExpectingExecutive said (8 months ago)