I slip into a pair of stylie disposable panties, and the laser tech snaps some "before" photos of my cottage cheese butt. If I wouldn’t have recognized my hand in the photo I would have sworn that the pictures were of someone else. The label in my pants says size 6; so, I’m not fat, but the photos made me look like Elizabeth Taylor after eating everything, including aspirin, covered in mayonnaise.

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