I've been invited to Twitter and to Plurk. I know I haven't answered any of these, but I have a good reason ~ I'm an idiot.

For those of you who are already engage in this sort of activity, you're light-years ahead of me. To me, a complete technology neophyte, these new gadgets, among others, scare the bejeezus out of me. If you, gentle reader, were the inviter, please understand that I wasn't ignoring you, I was just trying to figure out this new level of surfing the etherworld.

These both sound like huge fun, but I have no idea how they work, or how to set it up. I also have my blog on Wordpress. If you're a WP neighbor, you know that any widget that is Flash or Java Script just doesn't work here. (Terrible that, being widget-ly disadvantaged) I'm not making fun, I really don't know what to do with these.

I could put these widgets on my cre8Buzz profile, but I can only occasionally check that page during the day, and I really don't want to neglect any more people. What if someone Twitters or Plurks me and I'm not there to answer? I'm totally lost here!

I'm a bad blogger.

If you have sent me an invitation and didn't receive any reply to your RSVP, I'm sorry. I need to close my eyes, hold my nose and jump in. I'm just afraid that I will only sink to the bottom.