I'm comparing myself to Momo Fali: 1) I don't drink. One piece of rum cake and I'm staring at the ceiling all night. One screwdriver and I have a hangover and am vomiting in two hours. Doesn't work.

2) I'm tall...5'10" to be exact. I had my biggest growth spurt in the 5th grade, when I went from 4'10" to 5'6" over summer. And I weighed the same. Skinny.

3) I only went to college part time.

4) Wouldn't get away with scamming my mother. She's old Italian.

5) I don't run because I am lazy. I'm always afraid people are going to call 911 when they see me running down the street all out of breath and red-faced.

6) I eat some form of chocolate every day. I don't run. I'm still skinny. I don't do much bread. It helps.

7) I have never been out of my time zone. I have no ambitions at the moment to change that

See MomoFali's blog: Piper's Damn Meme