We are sitting here watching Thanksgiving Charlie Brown and the part where Peppermint Patty calls Charlie Brown and invites herself over is on. Olivia (the 3 year old) just asked if she was a boy or a girl. Hubby and I just chuckled and said she was a girl.

After discovering that my son who is in kindergarten actually can read, not just books he has had forever, but ones he has never seen before and not "see spot run type books" we were freaking out a little bit and telling him good job and what not and I asked him if he knew he could read and he said, "Yes mommy, it was a secret but I really am a genius!" Well, I wonder what else he is keeping from us?

While playing a game on the computer my 5 year old said:

I'm so good, I scare myself.

My kids say the funniest things during bathtime:

Women have wombs ya know Olivia. (says 5 year old Jake)
Ya, and bras to. (3 year old Olivia)
Yes Olivia, but you need to say harder words like Mississippi.