OK, that didn't work. Guess I need to get up and go get something to eat.

Although, one day I was sitting here (at work)wishing food would magically appear, and, there was a knock on the door.

Some guy asked if I wanted the pizza he was holding. He was a pizza delivery guy and no one had claimed it.

I said, "Uh, yes. Duh!"

Only after I ate it did I think, "I wonder if he really was a pizza delivery guy?"