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Hysterectomy with only a melon baller, ice cream scooper and a jug of vodka. Posted 2 months ago
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Do you think you can perform a hysterectomy with a melon baller, ice cream scooper and a jug of vodka?

I swear since hitting 35 my freaking periods have been horrible. The mind numbing cramps, the bleeding like a stuck pig have all got me considering a hysterectomy. I don't need the plumbing anymore so why keep it around. All it is doing is taking up space and causing me misery.

I know I need to keep my ovaries for the all important hormones. Don't want to grow a beard or dry up like the Mohabi desert but everything else must go.

I think on my next visit to the gyno I am going to discuss my options. I know that going on the pill would help but I am over 35 and already have high blood pressure so that is out. I could have a uterine ablation to see if that helps but there is only a 50% chance it will. The only all fire cure would be to have my stuff yanked.

Anyone with experience in this area?

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LauraLynn said (about 1 month ago)
Before you go for the knife, find a holistic doctor that does bioresonance testing, they can check if there is a high level of mercury in your uterus/woman areas. That's what my problem was, I had the same awful periods and I am 34. One month of Mercury detox cleansing and the next month I almost only needed pantiliners! I am so not kidding, and it only lasted 4-5 days instead of the 10 it had been. I could not even feel it/no cramps! If you have any silver fillings you have a high mercury load, and if you have had any immunizations in your lifetime/or Rohgam shots, you will have a lot of Mercury preservative called Thimerosal in your body. Just an idea~

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