What do demoncologists, Dr. Fledge, proctowiccans, proctowiccians and wikipediaphiles have in common?

Apparently they all live in my town.

Seriously.

First, can I just say that I love Wikipedia and think it's one of the best things since sliced bread. However, I am most emphatically not a wikipediaphile. That just sounds, well, to be honest, that just sounds nasty!

Wondering what I'm babbling about?
Check it out at Red Monkey:
http://tinyurl.com/69fpdw