I'll be offline until June 30th ... off to the Dinetah.

Don't get me wrong, I can't wait and I'm going to have a blast. But I will be away from ALL computers until then. Never mind the 'net. Not even a 'puter!!

Holy frigging crap. My brain may explode.

After breaking both bones in my right leg down near the ankle on June 4th, I'm finally having surgery to get everything set, placed and strengthened in the morning.

If all goes well, I should be home tomorrow night or possibly Tuesday morning. And then? Then I'm off to New Mexico on Thursday afternoon for a 10 day mission trip on the Navajo Reservation in the northern part of New Mexico.

I can't wait!

So, if I'm quiet, you know I'm very, very, very busy!

Thanks to all for your well wishes and warm thoughts. :)

Umm. Hrm. How to start. How to admit this.

Ouch. Excuse me, I shifted a bit wro- OUCH.

Umm. Yeah. See, we keep the cat food and dog food out in the garage to keep the little darlings from eating it all. And last night - wait, it's 2 a.m. now, so that makes it night before last - I went through the kitchen. Moved the folding chair aside and bumped the dog gate aside. Stepped down into the foyer. Opened the door to the garage. Stepped down the two steps into the garage and went to feed the animals.

Or, that's what I thought I was doing. 'Round about "stepped down the two steps into the garage," I missed. I mean, I missed a step.

Turns out I broke BOTH bones in my right leg, down near the ankle. What they call "spiral fracture." Think about a roll of biscuits that you "pop" and the package kind of unravels in a spiral.

My pain tolerance is so high I simply thought I had sprained my ankle.

Surgery is imminent.

I still have no job and no health insurance (wonder if I can immigrate to Canada before I have to have surgery).

For the first time in my life - seriously - I have filled a prescription for pain meds. And, I'm using the max dose at the earliest time.

So, if I'm really quiet - I'm probably in pain or looped out on this stuff. Then again, I may be really babbly and over-active here. Ya never know.

Meanwhile?

Ow.

What do demoncologists, Dr. Fledge, proctowiccans, proctowiccians and wikipediaphiles have in common?

Apparently they all live in my town.

Seriously.

First, can I just say that I love Wikipedia and think it's one of the best things since sliced bread. However, I am most emphatically not a wikipediaphile. That just sounds, well, to be honest, that just sounds nasty!

Wondering what I'm babbling about?
Check it out at Red Monkey:
http://tinyurl.com/69fpdw

I am so tired of the new little tweeting birds lifting up the stupid whale at twitter.

I'm off to try Pownce instead. enderFP (ender is a more common username than you might think) Dunno how much I'll be checking Twitter now. I'm so sick of them.