Through a very painful system of trial and error, the wife and I have achieved a codified system of rules. These rules have been established in order to perform a more perfect union, to keep the general peace in our abode and prevent anyone from doing anything before "turning the gun on themselves."

One of the Systems for Equality that was established early on concerns our respective birthdays. Birthdays can be a difficult and resentment-inspiring time of year for couples. What with, "Hey, I spent more on you than you did on me!" and "I most certainly did NOT mention that a threesome might be fun!" and the other various arguments that can occur.

We decided to screw all that noise and we drafted the Sadler House Bill #102 Concerning the Establishment and Rules of Birthday Week.

Read the Sadler House Bill #102 on Quirkee.com here - http://www.quirkee.com