About me. About me. Hmmmm, what to say about me...well, I'm most likely taller than you are. No really, I'm 6' tall. Can you say AMAZON?! Okay now say "Amazon QUEEN". SAY IT DAMMIT!! Sorry, I just like the way "Queen" rolls off the tongue. :)

You most likely have more organs than I do though so you win there (long story...little gorey...some blood...nevermind).

My children really are heathens, it's not just a blog title. In fact, I'm typing this while duct taped to a very uncomfortable chair in a musty old basement. I think the rotton things are baking brownies in the kitchen just to torment me! SEND HELP!!!

Okay now for the serious blah blah yadda yadda stuff;

-My name is Jolene aka Jo and even Jolie to a few friends.

-Yes, I was named after that stupid ass Dolly Parton song. No, don't sing it or I might have to hurt you.

-I have cancer but it's not aggressive so some people think it doesn't count but it does.

• It does when instead of chemo you just keep getting cut up like a Thanksgiving turkey every few years.

• My heathens are 17 13, and 5. Such lovely ages, two teenagers and a 5 year old...I think I'll scream now!

• We are secular eclectic homeschoolers and having alot of fun with it.

• I do educational and fun game/toy reviews for several companies. They obviously like to give you stuff if you ask. SUCKERS!!!

-I'm also very sarcastic. Not that you would be able to tell or anything.

Welcome to my profile. Now either add me as a friend or quit checking out my page. Seriously, you're gettin' a little creepy stalkerish there. ;)

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