All right ... yes, I'll admit it. I have a fancy for penis ...

You thought I was going to say PENIS? ROFLMAO!

I have a fancy for penis stories and jokes. Actually, I quite enjoy many off-color jokes. You know,those not P.C.

This is not a joke - but a story pulled from Mark Morford's column (love that guy). He is the epitome of politically incorrect.

What does a man do, when his manhood is no longer intact or functioning correctly? Aside from going to the dark side ... :-)

He has installed a remote controlled mechanism to aid in the growth of his whatchamacallit. He could inflate and deflate his manhood at will. It is called, "The Wonder Cock" (not sold in stores).

Aside from being curious if the poor lad feels anything (which is a short-lived concern of mine), I feel that the creator of such a robotic device should be rewarded. To the nth degree!

I think all men should look into such upgrades.

Just kidding! ;-)