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You know, for someone that shops seemingly everyday Lindsay Lohan sure seems to pull her ensembles out of Filene’s “Goodwill” pile. What is that she’s wearing? Pointly lapel vest, white Ray-Bans, ribbed leggings, fringey moccasin thongs and an arrowhead necklace?
What look is she going for there? Disco Indian from the Village People? [...]
August 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment
I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she [...]
(read more...)August 6, 2008 | 1 Comment
Baby’s new born skin? Or bling so huge you could land a plane by turning it towards the sun?
You wanna know how I know Jennifer Lopez doesn’t spend much time handling her kids? Look at the rock on her finger. I realize she’s known for lascivious diamond hoarding but you could decapitate [...]
July 7, 2008 | 3 Comments
Wanna know why I have no clue what defines “fat” you silly ho-hos? ‘Cause it’s not defined. Fat to one douche bag, sitting behind his computer, worshipping old pics of Miley Cyrus is a whole stratosphere away from what I’d say was fat. Hell, what I’d say was fat about someone in [...]
(read more...)June 26, 2008 | 4 Comments
Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket. Oops! Did I say that!? Yikes, I’m inappropriate! I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren. I’m sure she’s beautiful.
Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days. Newborns look [...]
June 9, 2008 | 3 Comments
So…I’m looking at these p.r. pictures of this model Joanna Krupa “and friend” at the Bellagio and something occurs to me that I must share. Now, I know you probably aren’t the bunch that’s gonna be runnin’ out getting face lifts and FrankenT*tties but:
If you’re not meant to be a model, you-are-not-meant, to be [...]
June 4, 2008 | 6 Comments
I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking supa hot. However, here, not so much. Boring a$$, no curves, same ol’ arched back pose, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, [...]
May 26, 2008 | 2 Comments
US Magazine is reporting that Jessica is binge drinking to deal with the pain of seeing John Mayer with Jennifer Aniston. They said she drank for four hours on May 10 and had to call her mom for a ride home. Huh?
Drinking for four hours and calling for a ride home is binge [...]
May 21, 2008 | 11 Comments
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