Why Monkee, you are such a hater!
Damn straight baby.
Let me break it down for you.
I believe Canada is the Aqua Man in the justice league of North America. The Duplo block in a world full of Lego’s.
Worthless!
You may ask why I say this, consider the following.
1. Half of them speak French! That alone is enough [...]
August 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment
n case of zombie attack break glass
I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attack by the undead horde.
Decapitation-
As we all know the only way to kill a [...]
August 19, 2008 | 4 Comments
Many of us, because of a critical illness, suicidal depression or life threatening accident, have been faced with having to recommit to life to go on living. Sometimes the road back is long and arduous. It raises questions about God and faith, the engine behind achievement, and the persistence of love, divine and human. What [...]
(read more...)August 19, 2008 | 1 Comment
Was it cheap? No.
Is it as big as a brick? Yes.
Does it work? Yes.
Will it cause brain tumors? Probably.
Am I a total and complete tool? Heck yes!
I had [...]
August 17, 2008 | 3 Comments
O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get an orangutan that’s not my problem. So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know [...]
(read more...)August 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment
Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here!
Thats what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old was running all over and knocking stuff down while you and your Whiskey Tango (white trash) wife were getting your post methadone clinic Big Gulps. You would just just yell every 30 seconds [...]
August 14, 2008 | 5 Comments
This is Walmart!
My back was killing me. I had just moved into my new house and all the lifting really tweaked my back. I’m not sure why, I was keeping my legs locked and lifting with my groin as I was taught. I took a hand full painkillers and still could not sleep, I needed [...]
(read more...)August 13, 2008 | 4 Comments
“You are left handed too, cool”!
That’s what I hear as often as “your handwriting is horrible”. I was born right handed but because of nerve damage I had to learn to use my left and thus my handwriting is not great. Very legible but not great.
Most people are very impressed that I can even write [...]
August 11, 2008 | 3 Comments
Gentle reader,
I had a life altering injury when I was a teen that left me with a few limitations and injuries that still remain. People say “AWW that’s awful, you are so brave/accomplished/sexy”. Well the sexy thing I made up but I say don’t feel sorry for me. Nay rejoice! My limitations have opened my [...]
August 10, 2008 | 2 Comments
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
I’m going behind bars for “GOOD”
PLEASE HELP BAIL ME OUT!
Whether it’s $1.00 or $1000
Every dollar counts!
Your donation is my key to freedom but most of all to find a cure for this horrible disease! The disease is not selective..it can hit anyone of any age. A fact that I was [...]
August 7, 2008 | 1 Comment
Comments
Top Commentators
- Antman (3)
- trysh (3)
- Brillig (2)
- RealWorldMom (2)
- MidoriMiller (2)
- Half-Past Kissin' Time (1)
- Annie (1)
- Jennifer (1)
Most Popular Posts
Posts


