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Was it cheap? No.
Is it as big as a brick? Yes.
Does it work? Yes.
Will it cause brain tumors? Probably.
Am I a total and complete tool? Heck yes!
I had a geek friend that I had worked with at ATT build it. It took almost a year and will probably cause my hair to fall out but now I can jam cell phone signals within 15 feet. It works on GSM signals as well as CDMA. I feel like Batman with all the cool gadgets except I have no other skills, I’m not rich and look terrible in black. Otherwise I am so Batman!
With great power comes great responsibility, well kinda. I decided that I couldn’t just zapp anyone who mildly annoyed me so I came up with the five second rule. At the first instance of annoying me I would count to 5 and then use the jimmy jam if needed . There are a few exceptions.
Guy in line at target that is to distracted by his phone call to pay thereby making everyone in line wait. 5 4 3 2 1 zap. You then spent 2 minutes yelling “are you there” into your phone.
Chick in the elevator that pushed the button for the 43nd floor then proceeded to make a phone call. What are you thinking? We are all in a small box 2 feet away from one another. 5 4 3 2 1 zap.
Guy at the dry cleaners saying how Dreamworks is looking to put you in thier next movie. You are just saying this so that the hot chick that you have been trying to make eye contact with will hear you. No countdown, you have just activated the douchebag clause.
Guy at the DMV. I need to apologize to you. We both had a grueling 1 hour wait and I passed the time by allowing you to contact your party and then zapping. This went on for 20 minutes. I am sure you are an asshat but I am sorry to do that to you.
Hippie chick in the car next to me. The PETA and the pro-choice bumper stickers on your car pissed me off. So its ok to kill a baby as long its not a baby seal? I followed you for 5 miles just to move into zapping range as you started a conversation. Was it a bit stalkery, yes but you were a special circumstance.
So, my friends, if you are in trouble and you can find me maybee you can hire the jimmy jam.
August 17, 2008 |
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trysh, Crafting August 17, 2008 12:30 pm
Love it! Especially the PETA girl - she really deserved it - just on bumper stickers alone!
Half-Past Kissin' Time August 17, 2008 5:55 pm
Nice trick! Very devious and ingenious!
Big Bear Real Estate Agent, Real Estate August 18, 2008 7:45 am
How do I order one?