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I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she wanted to be a mom for a long time.
Kudos to her for getting out of the business before she conceived. No baby needs penises or acrylic nails flying at their face when they’re trying to form lungs and fingers and sh*t.
Congrats to Jenna! Now eat a steak! With gravy on it! And some muthafin’ PIE!
Note: Old pics of Jenna looking pretty in April ’cause I’m feeling generous today. I love you anthillers but my posts are just so much less funny without the f-bombs. Sad…If you want to see the original you can click zee banner for my blizog. Muchas Smooches!
August 6, 2008 |
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tenakim, Moms August 7, 2008 6:13 am
love it-