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Why can`t husbands find what they are looking for and it is right in front of them? Why do cats eat out of the food bag instead of their food dish and its the same damn stuff? Why do animals drink out of the toilet instead of their water bowls even thou you change it a few times a day? Why do you have to repeat things to the kids 5 times or more before they listen to you? Why do kids finally start getting dressed when you are trying to pull out of the yard? Why does it rain when you finally decide to wash your car? Why do boys go out of their way to find a lonely mud puddle to splash in to get dirty when you are dressed in your best clothes? Why do people drive slow when you need to be somewhere on time

July 17, 2008 |


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    ourcrookedtree
    , Moms July 17, 2008 7:31 pm   

    Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face but like to stick their head out of car windows? ☺


  2. Charlie on the PA Turnpike July 17, 2008 7:33 pm   

    Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

    Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

    Why do our noses run and feet smell?

    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?

    How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while “quite a lot” and “quite a few” are alike?

    How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another.

    Why do men wear “a pair of pants” and women wear “a bra” (or am I missing something???)?

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    tenakim
    , Moms July 18, 2008 8:48 am   

    why can I, a 35 year old woman, NOT wear a white shirt without spilling something on it within minutes.

    Why can I NOT use bleach without splashing on my darkly colored shirt that I am OH SO CAREFUL OF

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    trysh
    , Crafting July 18, 2008 9:07 am   

    Why do men say ‘huh?’ when you KNOW they heard what you said?

    Why is it always windy when you come out of the beauty salon?

    Why does the grill run out of gas right before dinner is done?

    So we can all write and gripe about it!

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